"Yo! Ho! Yo! Ho! A pirate's life for me.."

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Ahoy there maties! Welcome abroad the La Dolce Vita. Captain Faith Hope at your service. All hands on deck! Be prepared for the movie of the week! Keep you eyes peeled and your ears opened! Don't even blink! Hold your breath now, and behold, the much awaited sequal to The Pirates of the Caribbean!

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She spent a lovely day with her parents today, staring at gigantic screen for 2 hours. Naturally, her brother was with him.

"Mummy, do you want some?" she asked as she offered some nachos to her. Her mum loves nachos, especially with cheese.

"No thanks," came the reply. She shrugged and was about to turn to her brother when her eyes fell on her mother's hands. A smile slowly curled onto her face and she hastily looked away, grinning like a mischievous kid. Her mother and father were actually holding hands in the theatre! That is just super sweet and innocent. Just like a dating couple. So loving and adorable! She guess that's what people call everylasting love, huh! Just like living a fairy tale.

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"Hi! Would you like to buy a cookie for charity?" she enquired with the sweetest smile she could master

"Thanks," and they hurriedly walked away.

"Hi! Would you like to buy a cookie for charity?"

"You're doing a good job," and they walked away.

"Hi! Would you like to buy a cookie for charity?"

"Later," and they walked away.

"Hi! Would you like to buy a cookie for charty?"

"I've no money on me, sorry," and they hurriedly walked away.

"Hi! Would you like to buy a cookie for charty?"

"Pardon?"

"We're selling cookies for charity. It's only at one fifty each. We'll be helping the Hope centre which assists youths financially and emotionally," she said, showing the person the brochure and started into a lengthy explanation on the charity organization.

"Sorry, what are you selling again?"

"Oh, cookies. We're selling them at-"

"Cookies?! I thought you were selling this," she said, pointing at the brochure. "No thanks."

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Right! Do more charity work and disappoint less people like her, savvy?

Aye!

Get back to work, you rudy fools. Charity? Bah!

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"Hide all the rum. Quickly. NOW!"